Horoscope time

• daylight: taurus, leo
• the sun: aries, gemini
• clouds: pisces, libra
• the stars: sagittarius, virgo
• the moon: cancer, capricorn
• darkness: aquarius, scorpio
  
  from Lucky Louise
  because reasons.

According to the stars:

If only I had:

A Brain: Aries, Pisces, Libra, Leo

A Heart: Capricorn, Aquarius, Virgo, Sagittarius, Gemini

Courage: Taurus, Cancer, Scorpio

From here

The signs falling in love

• The "Deny, deny, deny!" squad: Aries, Taurus, Scorpio, Virgo
• The "Wow. I'm in love. Okay cool." squad: Libra, Capricorn, Gemini, Sagittarius
• The "THIS FEELS SO GOOD BUT I'M SO SCARED" squad: Aquarius, Leo, Pisces, Cancer

from: http://luckylouise.tumblr.com/

The signs ultimate weakness when it comes to a partner

Aries: when they whisper sweet and dirty things in your ear.

Taurus: when they try really hard to impress you

Gemini: when they start kissing your neck

Cancer: when they are as clingy as you are

Leo: when they make funny faces at you during serious situations

Virgo: when they giggle during sex/ while making out

Libra: when they smile involuntarily when you laugh

Scorpio: when they act like they feel safe and protected around you

Sagittarius: when they are a giant dork who loves what you love

Capricorn: when they are super smiley and never fail to be happy

Aquarius: when they are in love with cuddles and always want to squish

Pisces: when they are as weird and dorky as you

Signs as quotes

ARIES : "She's the girl with a fairytale face but her mouth screams like a wolf's"

TAURUS : "Her eyes weren't as beautiful as the stars, her eyes were as beautiful as her heart"

GEMINI : "I feel like I'm living in this constant state of too much and not enough, like the days are passing by too fast and too slow and I'm always either overwhelmed or empty"

CANCER : "You have galaxies inside your head, stop letting people tell you you cannot shine"

LEO : "She needed a hero so that's what she became"

VIRGO : "Maybe she was unreadable because she didn't want to be read"

LIBRA : "I'm almost never serious, and I'm always too serious. Too deep, too shallow. Too sensitive, too cold hearted. I'm like a collection of paradoxes"

SCORPIO : "You wake every morning to fight the same demons that left you so tired the night before, and that, my love, is bravery"

SAGITTARIUS : "Before I am your daughter, your sister, your aunt, niece or cousin, I am my own person and I will not set fire to myself to keep you warm"

CAPRICORN : "But you see there is a graveyard in my mouth, filled with words that have died on my lips"

AQUARIUS : "Maybe she isn't your sun but she's your moon, appearing in your darkest nights, never too soon"

PISCES : "Her eyes are pure stars, and her fingers, if they touch you, freeze you to the bone"

The Signs and Sleep

tylerposet:

perfect sleepers: cancer, taurus, pisces and gemini

accidently stay up until 4 am: aquarius, libra, leo and capricorn

literally suffering from insomnia since forever: virgo, scorpio, sagittarius and aries

How The Signs Would React To Someone Telling Them They’re In Love With Them

somezodiacstuff:

Aries - *stares at them in shock*

Taurus - What???

Gemini - Well, why wouldn’t you be?

Cancer - *giggles* Oh *can’t stop smiling*

Leo - Oh, um, thanks?

Virgo - Ha, right, okay, sure.

Libra - Soooo, where are we having dinner tonight?

Scorpio - I know.

Sagittarius - *blushes really hard*

Capricorn - *doesn’t believe them* Okay.  Hilarious.

Aquarius - *really confused* Why?

Pisces - What is love?

The signs, first impression/ when you get to know them

breadmaakesyoufat:

Aries: kind, helpful and very confident/ fucking bossy but gets shit done

Taurus: cute, quiet and sweet/ strong minded and a giant shit talker

Gemini: funny, loud and annoying/ emotional trainwreck that hides it w/ humor

Cancer: nice, emotive and happy/ giant nerd that makes bad puns

Leo: warm hearted, giving and generous/ stares at the floor a lot, likes hugs

Virgo: shy, anxious and talented/ nice af and always thinking about space

Libra: beautiful, social and oblivious / super intelligent and really clumsy

Scorpio: grumpy, distant and a bit rude/ totally cute, dorky ball of anxious fluff

Sagittarius: strange, optimistic and hot/ really attached to their music, ditzy

Capricorn: passive, well liked and adorable/ super aggressive when mad

Aquarius: super smart, quirky and stubborn/ will love you no matter what, total sweetheart

Pisces: weird af, shy and artsy fartsy/ totally talented weirdo who gets excited by art supplies

Mine leaves right but leaves some stuff out.
And I know a couple of people whose sign is pretty accurate here.

According to the stars

According to my Zodiac sign, my angry self is: " Give me one good reason why I shouldn't set you on fire."
And for once, I have to admit, this is pretty accurate. That or "If you say one more thing, I'm going to hit you so hard, you're going to fly to the moon."
Next step being me hitting you with a sharpened shovel.
You've been warned.

signs angry with you

• Aries: "Give me one good reason why I shouldn't set you on fire."
  Taurus: won't talk to you and gossips behind your backGemini: confronts you with what you did wrong and tells you what you have to changeCancer: silent treatmentLeo: sends nasty text messages to you and tells everyone they knowVirgo: writes a rant about you on tumblrLibra: hits on your crushScorpio: gives you the coldest, deadliest stare you could imagineSagittarius: cruel to your faceCapricorn: adds you to their hit listAquarius: writes a poem about you then screams at you for 19 and a half yearsPisces: makes plans to murder you
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